Jilly Juice, LLC

I just found out about this stuff, Jilly Juice yesterday watching Dr Phil. Just watching that crazy lady on Dr Phil's show kept my wife and I laughing for about an hour while I was drinking Richie's Juice,(BEER).

That crazy lady was funny. She acted like she was serious. She probably believes that the earth is flat too.

Thank you Dr Phil for having a comedian on for something different and keeping us laughing, but you better be careful because there are crazy people who might think that was a real product, and try making it, and actually DRINKING IT!

Bruh diarrhea, sodium overtake, no proof that it grows limbs or any other outrageous mf claim, just stop and find another mf business. This is outrageous as $#*!..

Tried Jely jooce to try to help me bust a nut because I am a sexually frustrated wamen who can't coom:(
When I vored an entire bottle of jely jooce everything seemed fine butt once I booted up porn hub and pulled down my spongebob panties I noticed a huge 69 feet pp spring out of my underwear! Now I have to live the rest of my life as a futa with big pp who can't find any suitable pantsu that my massive dong will fit in and I still can't coom! > :( do not recommend!

After drinking this at first I felt nauseous, then later I became one with nature becoming a tree spirit, enjoying the minerals of the essence of the goddess of beauty in my mouth, dripping into my throat. Made me whole again, like guzzling on the devine essence of Samedi. Now I can leave this plane for a better one.

With jilly jews my dikc grew 67 inches after 80 years. My dicc used to be just 14 inches and now its 76. But I have a problem that is when I suck my own gooch it tastes like salt and that upsets me so i have a simple solution and that is to put veganese on ur sausage and it tastes like salty veganaise also i gave this to my lesbian sister and she is still a lesbian but shes dying so one les of the gays!

This product made me straight and finally cured my sinful homosexuality. I am now a child of God. I also gained superhuman strength, finally got the motivation and energy to renovate my home (pic attached) and my boobs doubled in size! Though, a small downside is that I now sweat literal grains of salt and my normal heartrate is 178 BPM.

If you think that you are pretty healthy and pretty good looking and you have nothing to gain from this product, well. You're wrong. Actually, I found out that if you are praying while drinking the juice and screaming while experiencing waterfalls you will literally $h! T MONEY! YES ACTUALLY MONEY. But you have to be very specific about the currency.

I accidentally fed this to my pet horse mistaking it for an apple and he didnt look very well afterwards so i was confused and then he exploded and his nuts hit me in the face

And im still gay > :(

Did not work. Made me go into hypernatremic shock, and only made me even more homosexual. After drinking this I felt the strongest homosexual urges I have ever felt. I have never felt such strong homosexual urges before, and I believe Jilly Juice has made me even gayer. Did wonders for my relationship with my boyfriend, and helped me feel secure in my sexual identity! 10/10

Guys, it works. I cut my arm off, drank 1000 gallons of Jilly Juice and my arm grew back. Took like a week? Either way praise Jilly Juice -I also was gay, now I'm not.

Tastes like if cabbages could pee:)

Also waterfalls are definitely not diarrhea... It's just cabbage water coming out of your butt. Last about the entire time you drink it for about 40% of the day.

Jillian should honestly be charged and sentenced to prison for a lifetime. She is preying on people that are suffering that are in pain. Desperate people that would litreally skip their cancer medication for this BullSh*t. People have died from this crap and have gotten serious strokes. And she does not take any responsibility whatsoever. Dosent feel any remorse for her actions. And it really pisses me off. How dare you prey on people that are in pain you degenerate $#*!bag. She has no data. Her claims are outrageous.

After drinking this My Penis has grown 2 miles and I have become a god and now I can destroy people with my laser eyes and now I have already stolen your girlfriend all you need is to use 5 Tablespoons instead of 2 and after ******* years of waterfalls, I am now Immortal and know everything.

The best fertilizer you will ever know. Absolutely changed my outlook on botanicals. The overwhelming amount of salt in the concoction literally kills away all insects and leaves the soil uninhabitable, so theres no more pests! Try the fertilizer, you won't regret it.

I drank this and became a demi-god after 200 years of waterfalls. Pls try and wait for at least 50 years before saying anything you haters!

I once was a depressed, acne ridden teen with a cat allergy. After two hours of drinking a gallon of Jilly Juice, I was not only ridden of my allergy to cats, I became one! Now that I resemble one of the fine specimens from "Cats" (2019), I have never felt more confident! In the photo below, I am crying tears of joy for this juice.

This juice is literally giving people strokes. DO NOT DRINK THIS! The insanely high salt content is dangerous and the creator has done nothing to help this and flat out denies it. This women is a monster praying on the unfortunate and sick.

This "juice" contains WAY more sodium than anyone should ingest in a day. It WILL harm! Jillian Epperly is trained in mind control and has managed to gather a small following that are completely brainwashed by her lies upon lies! Her Facebook group consists of mostly purchased fake accounts and paid actors purporting the "juice" works for them!

Tread with extreme caution... better yet, turn around and run away from this as fast as you can!

My PP grew to 8,212,334 inches 20,530,835 centimeters thank you for making my PP grow longer yay!

I'm swear I'm not gay mom, please stop beating me from an inch of my life! P.S. I hate Furry's, blacks, Jews, aboriginals, Asians, Indians, Mexicans, Germans, Trans genders, Gays, All the other non-existence genders out there, May satan damn your soul to Hell. ;)

Who tf would buy this? It's literally dirty water. You're paying for DIRTY water. Use medicine instead because at least it's not from a dumbass who used the Internet to make some nasty drink.

Total and complete scam. Jillian, the creator of Jilly Juice, who has no medical training nor medical licence, promotes dangerous practices of making and consuming mouldy cabbage water with near-lethal amounts of sodium to cure such things as chromosomal conditions like Down Syndrome and even says its safe to give to newborn infants. The fact shes made a Wordpress webpage and is charging people ACTUAL MONEY is outrageous and absolute malpractice.

I $#*! for 666 years and am now on par with yodas age. I have achieved the ultimate meaning of life, Jilly Juice

It gave me 20 inch pensi it taste good also my arm grew back after the war and it gave me John Deacon from Queen (band) and he tell me he actually has 58 children intstead of 6 like everybody believes
Qalso make me live to 369 going to die soon
Freddie mercury also came back which is huge plus so yay
Overall 420/10