Freshslice

Me and my wife belinda were strolling down the boafrd walk enjoying the fresh summer air then we found that our stomachs started to termble so we started franticly searching for a place to eat. We came across many popular food joints in the quest for nourishment but they were all packed like sardines and we had no chance in getting a bite. In our haste wifey stumbled across a vicious, rabid seagull who had his eyes on my wifes perm thinking it was a nest. He attacked her and i proceded to tackle him away but alas he manged to make a bolw movment on her lucious locks. Then as our hope was draining, as our stomachs roared in anguish as we felt our lowest in a long long time we saw a miraculous sight a fresh slice with no corwd and it seemed to be calling to us. We rushed over, the laddies working there were very nice and helpfull and attended to my wifes hair and our famished, feeble souls. We would have given it more stars but the pizza was a bit stale so in moral conscious we could not.

TO RECAP ( because i know many of you dont have the patience to read our entire review)

Freshslice found us at our lowest and rescued us in our time of need. We are eternally grateful. But the Pizza is kinda stale.