Southern California Honda Dealers Association

I have been a loyal Honda owner for 20 years. 1) Have they ever helped me out with payment for a Honda? No. 2) Have they ever given me free stuff or car for being an owner of a Honda for two decades? No. 3) Have they ever waived any fees for service, labor, parts, end of lease bills? No. 4) Have they ever given me a discount for being a loyal customer in terms of down payments or monthly payments? No. 5) Have they ever given me a Christmas card or Birthday card for being a loyal Honda owner? No. I can tell you want they will do: 1) Give away $10,000 to a kid will probably not buy a Honda so he doesn't have to earn it by shooting a basketball at half court. 2) Give away free hotdogs at a sporting event even to non-Honda owners to entice them to buy a Honda. 3) Build bicycles for strange kids who probably don't know what a Honda is except for that fat guy at Street Fighter. 4) Give free service maintenance to Honda customers in Beverly Hills and no where else. 5) Allow Honda owners to ride certain rides early at Six Flags only in Summer and not all of the rides or other times of the year, which cost them absolutely nothing to them instead of paying for their park ticket or parking.