Yeah, so I had an interesting experience. Earlier I was known as the Three-Legged Pirate. But one day I met a girl in a dark corner of a tavern. She had an apple. "Eat this apple", she said, "eat this apple and you will get rid of all the problems you will have with girls." And so I did. I waited. I waited for the apple to take effect. But then I felt there was something terribly wrong. I stumbled, I tried not to fall but the pain was unimaginable, and then
My $#*! fell off