My diploma arrived and it's perfect! See I needed the degree to get a promotion. After almost failing in class, my employer gave me the job anyways! But not wanting to look like I failed, to my family, I bought one of their diplomas after seeing them on the news! It worked like a charm! They all believed it, and even bought me a frame for it, and had a surprise party for me! Now I look like a hero to my kids, for graduating college! I even started to believe it myself, and proudly display it in my house! Thank you again.