Let me paint a picture of the nightmare I've endured with this despicable excuse for a payment processor.
🔪 Knife in the Back: Despite providing top-notch food-related provisioning services—no CBD, no firearms, no high-risk nonsense—Stripe blindsided me with demands for purchase orders and other documents which were promptly provided. Like a thief in the night, they froze my account, slapped it with a "high risk" label, and slammed the brakes on my payouts.
💰 Money Grabbers: But wait, it gets worse. They had the audacity to withhold over 11 THOUSAND US DOLLARS of my hard-earned money, leaving my company teetering on the brink of collapse. Pending payments from loyal customers? Forget about it. Stripe pocketed that too, leaving me high and dry.
📧 Empty Promises: Oh, and let's not forget the cherry on top—endless back-and-forth emails filled with cookie-cutter responses. "Remaining balance will NOT be made available to you," (nor refunded to my customers) they said, callously disregarding my pleas for justice.
💀 SCAM Alert: Folks, mark my words. Stripe isn't just a payment processor; it's a den of thieves masquerading as a legitimate business. If you value your hard-earned money and sanity, steer clear of these crooks at all costs. They'll bleed you dry and leave your business gasping for air.