If you like throwing your money away, this pan is for you.
If you like soaking your pan to clean them, this pan is for you.
If you like burning your hand on a hot handle, this pan is for you.
If you like standing in the return lines, this pan is for you.
If you like the feeling of being a Doofus, buy this pan, it was meant for you.
If you want to learn new swear words, let your spouse wash it and this pan is for you.