maddys b.

Am I (78M) the a$$hole for giving my daughter and my fun-size wife IXL?
I have heard great things about this learning app and have learned that it has helped the solution to a plethora of problems, such as the formula for cancer, formula for cancer treatments, cancer treatment formula, and cancer. My daughter (9F) has been obsessed with the beauty store Sephora, and I think she is becoming one of them queers. She will not shut up about the "Drunk elephant" retinol cream thingy. Back in my day, there was no drunk elephants. Enough is enough guys. My obese wife (19F) of 20 years is very, very fat. Like, her rolls jiggle with each step she takes. She is so huge that I am surprised that she doesn't possess her own gravitational pull. Somebody needs to put her on my 600-pound life real quick. I have forced them both to play IXL. It is truly an amazing app for them! I hear them create screams of exuberance every time that they get a question wrong! 😄😄 I am so glad to hear that they are having fun while learning.🥺 It is a great bonding experience. Our marriage is in jeopardy because we found ourselves in an altercation the other day and a word might have accidentally slipped out of my mouth and so maybe I told her that she was WELL overweight and that she needed to hop on a treadmill real fast. (The IXL had not been working well for her.) So she obviously overreacted and filed a divorce. She packed her bags and I rolled her down the stairs. I'm just glad to have 700 pounds off my hands and to be able to have access to my own food. 😄😄👍 Anyways so like she sued me for physiological torture and became an ASMR mukbanger millionaire and now me and my daughter are living in the ghetto. 😭 IXL IS A SCAM AND A HORRIBLE APP 10/10 DONT RECOMMEND IF YOU DON'T WANNA GET DIVORCED.😡😤🤬🤬😡🤬