S B.

What can I really say about Social Savanna that hasn't already been said about the wheel, electric lighting, penicillin or the smart phone? It's revolutionized our world and will go down in history as one of the truly great inventions of our times.

When I first joined Social Savanna, I was in a slump. But the very first time I went into the chatroom I knew it would be special. First we skydived out of Airforce One because President Ford told us to "get off his plane". Then we landed nicely on my speed boat driven by Charlies Angels and gulped down some mimosas real fast so there's time to put on our leather jackets and jump the shark. The crowd went wild (because I'm kind of a big deal). Magnanimous man that I am, I waved my now exquisitely muscled arm and smiled with my chiseled jaw. Laughing my hearty laugh, I told James to wait as I fetched my Lamborghini. He waited with baited breath as I zoomed towards him at 400 miles an hour. Just as he started to fear obliteration, I turned the wheel sharply and did a barrel roll right above him. Fireworks went off and Stars and Stripes forever played in the background as the Blue Angels did aerial acrobatics overheard. Only this wasn't just any barrel roll. I handed him a beer as our paths crossed and we locked arms in a perfect re-enactment of the handshake scene between Arnold and Carl Weathers in Predator. The car slid to a graceful stop and I gestured for him to get in. We drove off to the island's summit where my helicopter to Jurassic Park awaited our arrival. We spared no expense.

I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

-sbury