If you enjoy an unnecessary level of political innuendo while just trying to enjoy articles about food then this is the website for you. I didn't know subtle indoctrination in the form of double entendre was a necessary part of food and restaurant reviews. Some portions of it are rather well written but that just masks the oncoming onslaught of the aforementioned political perspective buried somewhere in every article.
If Eater.com even sees this; Your website could be fun and entertaining if you drop your inherent political bias and subliminal indoctrination and just stick with what the food is or isn't.