Once upon a time, I loved shopping for clothes at Kohl's. Ah yes, back in the day before the hideous clothing industry reared its ugly head. But businesses like Kohl's ran out to eagerly greet them and welcome their drug-induced clown clothing into the fold. "Dress the ladies like color-blind morons with no taste and money to burn!" the evil clothing industry exclaimed. And the Kohl's leadership followed suit.