The confirmation e-mails all have a customer service help button yielding a noreply e-mail address. Calling their customer support phone number gets a message that they're not answering their phones - try e-mailing. E-mailing *******@tedbaker.us quickly yields an autoreply, but nobody ever contacts me (it's been 5 working days, now). The online returns portal fails login, using the information provided to me in the order confirmation, and their policy doesn't allow the return to be made at a brick and mortar location where I'd be able to to speak directly with a human being. They take your money with ease but have no intention of allowing returns. Ted Baker is unethical. I'd rather have spent the half-grand on a British Airways ticket to London to piss on Ted's doorstep; Ted is a waste of Oxygen.